2025 Season

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Vandelay Industries
Lamar Jackson, Bal, QB — Offense
Maxx Crosby, LV, DE — Defense

Patty Ice
Saquon Barkley, Phi, RB — Offense
Kaden Elliss, Atl, LB — Defense

Just here so I dont get fined
Jahmyr Gibbs, Det, RB — Offense
Derwin James Jr., LAC, S — Defense

Mighty Midget Eaters
Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Sea, WR — Offense
Ernest Jones IV, Sea, LB — Defense

Your Mom’s TDs
Derrick Henry, Bal, RB — Offense
Robert Spillane, NE, LB — Defense

Half Chubb
Chase Brown, Cin, RB — Offense
Nick Bosa, SF, DE — Defense

Titsburgh Feelers
Christian McCaffrey, SF, RB — Offense
Jamien Sherwood, NYJ, LB — Defense

Shiva Bowlers
Ja’Marr Chase, Cin, WR — Offense
Aidan Hutchinson, Det, DE — Defense

Skittles, taste Dwayne Bowe
Nico Collins, Hou, WR — Offense
Daiyan Henley, LAC, LB — Defense

The Real Patriots
Joe Burrow, Cin, QB — Offense
Brian Branch, Det, S — Defense

J Money 420
Bijan Robinson, Atl, RB — Offense
Zack Baun, Phi, LB — Defense

The Joey Sirloins
Justin Jefferson, Min, WR — Offense
T.J. Watt, Pit, DE — Defense